Vardenafil For Sale

Tue, Sep 15, 2009

2009, Week 2

Vardenafil For Sale, Well, Week One is in the books, and I hope you had a better premiere than my team did. I scored a whopping 63 points, second worst in my league. If you take away my Jets’ stellar defensive performance, Buy Vardenafil without prescription, that leave me with 35.

Yikes.

In dishonor of this achievement, I present 35 random thoughts from this past weekend.

35. Just because you write for a fantasy football web site doesn’t mean your team is going to be good, Vardenafil For Sale. I know, kjøpe Vardenafil på nett, köpa Vardenafil online, I know... you're shocked.

34. Online Vardenafil without a prescription, Miami’s home stadium is now called Land Shark Stadium. Vardenafil For Sale, How did I miss this. Apparently, in May, it was renamed following a sponsorship deal with singer

[caption id="attachment_284" align="alignright" width="300" caption=""Who is it" ... "Candygram...""]"Who is it" .., <b>buy Vardenafil no prescription</b>. "Candygram..."[/caption]

Jimmy Buffett. I wish I had money to burn, man. I would get a licensing deal and name it after my favorite movies scenes and SNL skits, too, Vardenafil For Sale. Order Vardenafil online c.o.d, I think my first stadium would be named "Drexl Spivey Stadium"… after Gary Oldman’s white Rastafarian pimp in the movie True Romance. Plus, it just sounds badass.

33. Carolina sucks, Vardenafil gel, ointment, cream, pill, spray, continuous-release, extended-release. Vardenafil For Sale, Good luck, Steve Smith owners. Oh, and Jonathan Stewart sure looked pretty healthy for someone who’s coming back from hurting his Achilles. Sorry, Effects of Vardenafil, DeAngelo Williams owners.

32. Braylon Edwards could’ve changed his karma with that one big TD grab… but it was ruled out of bounds. Sorry, Braylon Edwards owners (wait – what do you mean I’m the only one?), Vardenafil For Sale.

31. Yup.., Vardenafil without prescription. I tried to tell you. Steve Slaton is going to be awful this year. As my brother said in our Draft Recap Vardenafil For Sale, : “I hated the Slaton pick. I hated him last year too – but this year, Vardenafil treatment, reports are that he looks sluggish, they are taking touches away from him, and he’s losing goal line carries. I was staying away from him at all costs.” Amen, brother, Vardenafil from canadian pharmacy.

30. Cleveland ain’t never winning nothing playing like it did – three straight runs close to the goal line? Two from the wildcat. Morons, Vardenafil For Sale. I thought Herm Edwards got out of coaching. Real brand Vardenafil online, 29. Jeremy Shockey is so hated by so many football fans, he may become the first player (TE, no less) ever to catch 2 TDs and not get picked up in the much-anticipated Week 1 add-drop frenzy.

28, herbal Vardenafil. Vardenafil For Sale, Also from our Draft Recap article, after I took Michael Turner 15th overall: “As much as I don’t like that little fat f**ker, I couldn’t pass up that value there. I have a feeling Turner will replace Brian Westbrook as the “Player I Love to Hate for 2009.”

27. This just in: I have already traded away Michael Turner.

26. Purchase Vardenafil online, Ocho Cinco is back. He may be the only thing worth watching on that Cincinnati team this year, Vardenafil For Sale. They suck worse than Carolina.

25. It was good to see my eventual Turner replacement (Detroit’s Kevin Smith) doing well this weekend, even though I had him on the bench, Vardenafil forum. Even when he’s not running well, he’ll be a frequent check down option for Stafford. Vardenafil For Sale, 24. That Serena Williams is one crazy bitch.serena_williams

23. Vardenafil dose, Steal of the Draft Alert: Thomas Jones was taken by a guy in our league in the TWELFTH ROUND (!), along with a bunch of kickers. He had 107 yards, 2 TDs and one big giant F –YOU to all the non-believers out there.

22, Vardenafil coupon. Romo looks amazing now that he dropped that big, fat blonde albatross from around his neck, Vardenafil For Sale. He’s making even Roy Williams and Patrick Crayton look good.

21. …but not Jason Witten. Comprar en línea Vardenafil, comprar Vardenafil baratos, Why is it MY guys who never get the love. Vardenafil For Sale, 20. Did I mention that my draft sucked.

19. Kyle Orton looked terrible – maybe it’s the finger injury. Maybe, buy Vardenafil from mexico. On the other hand, he did target Brandon Marshall a whole bunch, Vardenafil For Sale. Marshall, despite the meager yeardage, actually led the team in catches. Order Vardenafil online overnight delivery no prescription, Marshall plays Cleveland this week. Cleveland sucks. What I’m trying to say is, you could do a whole lot worse than to start Marshall this week. Vardenafil For Sale, 18. …oh, buy Vardenafil from canada, and that dull, thudding sound you hear is Eddie Royal fans slamming their heads into the wall.

17. Is Vardenafil addictive, Calvin Johnson was robbed on that TD catch. Calvin Johnson finished 10 yards short of 100. Calvin Johnson is pissed off, Vardenafil For Sale. Detroit will get their ass kicked by Minnesota and be forced to throw early and often. What I’m trying to say is, you better trade for Calvin Johnson at all costs, buying Vardenafil online over the counter.
16. …like I just did. Vardenafil For Sale, Nice knowing you, Michael Turner.

15. Vardenafil samples, At my draft, we made fun of my friend Tom for drafting McNabb as his QB. You’ll be lucky if he lasts through the third game, we mocked. Boy, low dose Vardenafil, were we wrong…

14. This year, my league instituted a rule whereby your defense does not get charged for opponents’ points if they’re not on the field (e.g., pick six, fumble recoveries for TDs, etc.), Vardenafil For Sale. I thought this was an awesome rule… even before the Jets gave up an INT return and my defense was only charged with a single point (for the point after).

13. Rx free Vardenafil, Brady Quinn fumbles while trying to pull his arm back to throw. You have to go back to the Giants and the Dave Brown era to find a QB this incompetent. Vardenafil For Sale, 12. Just so you know, Philly D owners… they’re not really that good. It’s Delhomme (see early reference: “Sucks, Vardenafil blogs, Carolina.”)

11. Maurice Jones-Drew sure looked like the real deal. When healthy, Buy Vardenafil without a prescription, he can carry the club pretty far, I think. I just wonder how long he can avoid---what, Vardenafil For Sale. Hurt already. Oops. Nevermind, ordering Vardenafil online.

10. Vardenafil For Sale, Hmmm… smell that. Someone set fire to last year’s Arizona bandwagon. And Kurt Warner to Tim Hightower. Vardenafil from mexico, Just doesn't have the same ring to it, does it.

9. To paraphrase Swingers: “It’s no so much me as it is Adrian Peterson, Vardenafil For Sale. He’s good.”

8. That Kanye West is one crazy bitch.brees

7, Vardenafil canada, mexico, india. From now on, I will refer to him only as SuperBrees. SIX touchdown passes (one short of the all-time single game record, Online buy Vardenafil without a prescription, by the way). Vardenafil For Sale, 6. At the start of the Giants-Skins game, the announcers refer to Eli as being “crisp.” I have no comment about this… it just makes me laugh every time I re-read it.

5. Aaron Rodgers needs to grow his beard back immediately, ordering Vardenafil online. I think that’s why the defense was beating him up so badly.

4, Vardenafil For Sale. Speaking of which, the only way the Packers were going to stop Adewale Ogunleye was if Rodgers rifled a couple of passes into his nuts – like Burt Reynolds did to Ray Nitschke in The Longest Yard. Buying Vardenafil online over the counter, 3. By the way, that Adam Sandler sequel. It NEVER HAPPENED. Vardenafil For Sale, Understand.

2, buy Vardenafil from canada. Matt Forte? The guy I traded up to pick second in my draft? Yeah... um... he didn’t look too good. And he gets the Steelers defense next week, Vardenafil For Sale. Kjøpe Vardenafil på nett, köpa Vardenafil online, What I’m trying to say is, you should sit Forte. But you can’t (unless you have AP and Jones-Drew on your team, too). So you’re screwed. So just do what I do and ply Jobu with cigars and rum and hope for a miracle.

…and finally… Vardenafil For Sale, 1. My wife was watching the Raiders-Chargers game with me and was struck by how good looking one of the players was. I missed it, so I ran it back. It was Louis Murphy, Oakland’s rookie WR.

“He’s a black guy,” I said. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that, mind you… it’s just that my wife has commented in the past that she’s never been attracted to African Americans).louis_murphy

“No way he’s black… I think he’s Hispanic or something.” Was her retort, Vardenafil For Sale.

“Um, no… look at him. Black guy. Plain and simple.”

But she was adamant. “No. Vardenafil For Sale, Look at his skull shape. There are three kinds: Negroid, Mongloid and Caucasoid. That is NOT a Negroid skull.”

While we can get into the fallibility of craniofacial anthropometry in a moment, I just found it funny that my wife was so adamant about defending the dependability of her physical attraction history that she’d start throwing out skull shape as her leading counterpoint.

Oh, and just for the heck of it: although the categorization of a skull is clearly given arbitrary parameters, it will not locate the owner’s geographic ancestry concretely all the time. While one's perception of an individual's race can be affected by cultural aspects, the "race" of his skull is less ambiguous.

As Dr, Vardenafil For Sale. Stan Rhine put it, “...it is clear that race does mean different things to different people. In the context of forensic anthropology, the term race is unambiguous.”

Although their craniofacial race based on skull indices is unambiguous, it will not pin point their geographic origins accurately all the time due to variation in skulls within a geographic region.

In other words, your argument is moot, honey. You were attracted to a black guy. Good for you. First time for everything.

Oh, and see the rest of you next week.

Similar posts: Buy Stilnox Without Prescription. Buy Priligy Dapoxetine Without Prescription. Imitrex For Sale. Zithromax images. Generic Imovane. Xanax blogs.
Trackbacks from: Vardenafil For Sale. Vardenafil For Sale. Vardenafil For Sale. Taking Camazepam. Buy no prescription Modafinil online. Doses Cialis work.

This post was written by:

Mike Sergott has written 13 posts on Buy Xanax Without Prescription » Pharmacy Online - Prescription Drugs, Health and Beauty..

Mike has been a writer for Rotoholics.com since 2008. He also wastes considerable free time deconstructing pop culture for his site AppetiteForDeconstruction.com

Contact the author

2 Comments For This Post

  1. Ryan Parker Says:

    If Drew Brees was as dreamy as Tom Brady, maybe he would get a little more respect in the major sports site’s weekly rankings. For some reason, most people still don’t take him seriously.

    I think the worst part about Brees from a fantasy perspective is that, unless you own him, you have no reliable way to capitalize on his greatness. With Brady, you have Moss and Welker. With Brees, you have 350 yards and 3 touchdowns distributed randomly to six or seven different people. Colston seems to get the fantasy nod as the top target, but why? One week it is Moore, the next it is Shockey, the next it is Devery Whateverson. You either own Brees or he frustrates you.

  2. Ryan Parker Says:

    By the way, what do you think of changing our slogan from “Rotoholics… where every day is Sunday” to “Rotoholics… drinking your milkshake since 2008″?
    just a thought

1 Trackbacks For This Post

  1. Another Title Says:

    tv online…

    http://www.tv-online-live.com…

Leave a Reply