Mike has been a writer for Rotoholics.com since 2008. He also wastes considerable free time deconstructing pop culture for his site AppetiteForDeconstruction.com
Mike has been a lifelong diehard fan of the New York Football Giants. But a funny thing happened on the way to their Thanksgiving beatdown... he realized his allegiance now officially lies with another squad. Sad... but inevitable.
Continue reading...Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Don't blame Calvin... it's not his fault. It's not even the injury. Or the rift with Matty Stafford. Rather, it's simply because he's on Mike's team. And anyone that comes into contact with Mike suffers from PBA (Putridity By Association). Can't help it. He's fantasy football's version of The Cooler.
Continue reading...Tuesday, November 3, 2009
Monday featured some great matchups: Saints vs. Falcons, Right Brain vs. Left Brain, Roddy White vs. Mike's last hopes to salvage a respectable fantasy season, and a little game called “Huzzah!! / Mother F@*ker!!” It was (almost) too much for one man to take.
Continue reading...Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Week 7 found Mike caught between a rock and a hard place... or more specifically, between Crazy Steelers Guy and Head-Shaved Overweight Vikings Dude. Maybe a sports bar wasn't the perfect choice for a bitter, anti-social fantasy football addict.
Continue reading...Tuesday, October 20, 2009
The Titans met the Pats in the New England snow Sunday. What did that mean? Bad news for the Titans! But they're not the only ones that should wear "Chico's Bail Bonds" on their backs. Mike laments the state of NFL ineptitude this season... with a little help from Coach Buttermaker and his players.
Continue reading...Tuesday, October 13, 2009
It was a family affair, as Mike went head to head against his brother as his Dad looked on... utterly confused by this whole fantasy football cockamamie ("Why aren't we watching the Giants game??"). The whole experience left Mike with a number of key observations from the weekend that was.
Continue reading...Wednesday, October 7, 2009
Can the NYG's Steve Smith continue his fantasy domination? Is Iran in violating the Nuclear Nonproliferation Treaty? Welcome to The McLaughlin Group, Fantasy Football Edition...
Continue reading...Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Mike knocks some random thoughts loose from that melon of his for this week's column. [Speaking of which, take it easy on those goal line rushes, Mark. You don't want to ruin your body until I own you on one my fantasy teams...]
Continue reading...Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Chris Johnson went wild this week... but how does he do against the Jets D and an amped up Fireman Ed? Is Forte gonna bust out or remain a bust? Is Wade Phillips a moron? Mike takes on these and other critical Week 3 questions.
Continue reading...Tuesday, September 15, 2009
From SuperBrees to Serena Williams to Jeremy Shockey to... yes, even the the fallibility of craniofacial anthropometry. Mike presents 35 random thoughts from week one.
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Tuesday, December 1, 2009
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